Christian One Liners

1- Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.

2- Some people are kind, polite, And sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.

3- Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisors.

4- It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

5- The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes come close.

6- When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.

7- People are funny; they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, and the back of the church.

8- Opportunity may knock once, but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.

9- Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

10- If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.

11- God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead.  So why should you?

12- Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

13- Peace starts with a smile.

14- I don't know why some people
change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

15- A lot of church members who are singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.

16- We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.

17- Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.

18- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

19- Don't put a question mark where God put a period.

20- Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.

21- Forbidden fruits create many jams.

22- God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

23- God grades on the cross, not the curve.

24- God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'

25- God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.

26- He who angers you, controls you!

27- If God is your Co-pilot - swap seats!

28-Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

29- The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.

30- The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.

31- We don't change the message, the message changes us.

32-You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.

33- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen:
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.